The Beginning of My Farming Career

Friend: That plum looks like one giant bum.

Me: You mean like badonkadonk?

Friend: Totally.

Me: Seriously. We should create a new hybrid of plum—juicy, curvaceous, and large. The Badonkadonk Plum. Organic and sustainably grown, of course.

Friend: The marketing for that is built right in. It'll attract a whole new demographic to organic farming.

Me: I can see it now. "Badonkadonk plums: Ghetto fabulous for your table!"

UncategorizedVanessa Chang