Good Thing He's My Gay Boyfriend
Me: Thanks for paying for dinner.
Gay Boyfriend: It's totally my pleasure. Yea, but sorry it sucked.
(Waiter brings over check)
Me: So how bad is it (the tab)?
Me: That bad?
GB: Well, considering how shitty that meal was. And how much I'm about to charge to my card...let's just say if I were straight and we were on a date, you would totally have to put out.