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Good Thing He's My Gay Boyfriend

Me: Thanks for paying for dinner.

Gay Boyfriend: It's totally my pleasure. Yea, but sorry it sucked.

(Waiter brings over check)

Me: So how bad is it (the tab)?

GB: Wow.

Me: That bad?

GB: Well, considering how shitty that meal was. And how much I'm about to charge to my card...let's just say if I were straight and we were on a date, you would totally have to put out.

UncategorizedVanessa Chang