You Are The Way You Eat
Friend: It's said that how and what you eat says a lot about you as a lover.
Me: That makes sense. I gotta admit it's a turn off when a guy is a sloppy eater.
Friend: There's nothing wrong with hearty.
Me: I said "sloppy," not "hearty." There's a difference. Like having an adventurous appetite or being a curious diner versus making alot of unecessary noise and mess. Slobber isn't fun at the table or in bed.
Friend: Point taken.
Me: (Pauses, then starts to wonder.) So what does it mean if I haven't had an appetite lately or that I'm not really craving anything?
Friend: (Takes a moment to think.) It just means that you're non-commital.